Mayor Unapologetic after Fae Creature Shoe Curse Scandal
Newville mayor Tim Bucksfizz courts controversy once again after offending a woodland sprite and having his feet bewitched for the third time this election cycle.
Bucksfizz, appearing barefoot outside his country manor, dismissed any suggestion that this enchantment would have any negative impact on his ability to serve the public.
“If the people need me, I’m there,” he said, “unless they’re at the end of a gravel driveway or on a pebble beach.”
Oldest Watermill in Lincolnshire "Under Threat" after being Totally Destroyed in Massive Explosion
A leading historian at the College of Brumby says she is "concerned" by corroborated reports that Johnstone Mill has been completely obliterated in a "freak howitzer incident", but stressed that she and her team have a plan to preserve the building "before it's too late".
Dr Lindsay Crip has already outlined a letter to her local MP, and met with local experts to investigate a period-correct limewash recipe.