Citizens bid fond farewell to 'beloved' Nipp Rat King

Nipp rat king 'Big Lesley' was found dead last night in their home in Nipp, North Rutland at age unknown.

Lesley was described by locals as a 'tangled medley of confused and anxious rodents'.

Discovered three years ago by local nutter Saul Barrow, Lesley has been witnessed by local children ever since.

Lesley passed away peacefully after being smashed by a collapsed stack of newspapers. They are survived by 3-400 pups.

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